Dreams of Oblivion

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jayofthedead:

The Thing
This is pretty awesome. You can buy it here.

jayofthedead:

The Thing

This is pretty awesome. You can buy it here.

mermaidskey:

nevada-verbena:

Self-taught chef Rhiannon over at Cakecrumbs has been working on a fun series of planetary cakes that are designed to be scientifically accurate with different types of cake representing various layers within Earth and Jupiter.

(This Is Colossal.)

Her cake game is strong.

FUCKING BULLSHIT. I mean, I love a blown-up version of Carrie Fisher with sex hair and a huge, poufy eighties-style wedding gown as much as the next girl, but this lacks camp, and if there was one thing The Courtship of Princess Leia had in spades, it was CAMP. Where is Teneniel Djo? Where is Ta’a Chume (who I always imagine being played by Joan Collins in her prime)?

The Hapes Consortium is a 63-world cluster run by the misandrist descendants of space pirates; Prince Isolder is a Fabio stand-in who’s too beefcake-y to realize all of his older brothers have been murdered by the Queen Mother, Han wins a planet in a sabaac game, then kidnaps Leia and is captured by a bunch of sexy, all-female Force witches who ride rancors and are engaged in a deadly battle with the NIGHTSISTERS. That’s campier than a My Little Pony-themed drag show.

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(Star Wars Expanded Universe Book Covers And The Feelings I Have Had About Them, Fifteen Years Later)

…Boy, when you say it all at once like that, The Courtship of Princess Leia was maybe just a little bit FUCKING AWESOME

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DEAD SPOT ON. Hilarious!

Hello, my lovelies… # maple bacon cookies

Hello, my lovelies… # maple bacon cookies

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The caterer at Tualatin gave me a marionberry pie this morning. I have no idea what to do with it. I can’t finish this thing.

The caterer at Tualatin gave me a marionberry pie this morning. I have no idea what to do with it. I can’t finish this thing.

Just finished a very simple throw blanket made from leftover yarn scraps. :)  #crochet

Just finished a very simple throw blanket made from leftover yarn scraps. :) #crochet

mjolnirismypenis:

"Anna, you can’t marry someone you just met."
Elsa: jdevoll Anna: Nina Joffrey: mjolnirismypenis Photo by: danikhaleesi

mjolnirismypenis:

"Anna, you can’t marry someone you just met."

Elsa: jdevoll
Anna: Nina
Joffrey: mjolnirismypenis
Photo by: danikhaleesi

(Source: awwww-cute)

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